Celebrity chef, and Food Network host, Alton Brown has long championed against kitchen unitaskers. The host of programs like Good Eats, Cutthroat Kitchen and Iron Chef America says the products waste space and money. They also often pale in comparison to their more traditional kitchen counterparts.

So, it should come as no surprise that Alton gladly accepted the opportunity to share his favorite poor Amazon reviews of odd kitchen items. After seeing these products in action, I can only hope you stay far away in your kitchen for Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, and if you actually put a Rollie on your holiday gift list this year, you’re a disgusting person!

Can’t get enough Alton Brown? Then I hope you’re as excited as I am that he’s releasing a Good Eats internet sequel in 2017.